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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Then came..

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?

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Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Gold overtakes euro as global reserve asset, ECB says - Financial Times

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

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